News & Texas Humor
 

Three Texas Surgeons

November 13th, 2008

THREE TEXAS SURGEONS WERE PLAYING GOLF TOGETHER AND DISCUSSING SURGERIES THEY HAD PERFORMED.

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Talking Texas Dog

November 13th, 2008

One day out in the Texas panhandle, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

“Talking Dog for Sale.”

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Pope Visit to Texas

November 13th, 2008

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing.

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Mid-east Peace Texas Style

November 13th, 2008

Mid-east Peace Texas Style

Never Piss Off A Texas Woman

November 13th, 2008

A West Texas Cowboy’s wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. Read the rest of this entry »

Midget From Texas

November 13th, 2008

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time.  The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. Read the rest of this entry »

Texas Preacher

November 13th, 2008

The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. Read the rest of this entry »

Things I have learned as a Texan

November 13th, 2008
  • Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air.
  • There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. Read the rest of this entry »

Soldier’s Funeral, Texas Style

November 13th, 2008

People can talk about Texas all they want, but this has renewed my faith in mankind. God bless America. At least they give some respect for a soldier who has died. God bless them. Take a look at these pictures.
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Texas Sports Fan

November 13th, 2008

Texans take their sports a little more seriously than they take themselves:

Longhorn Fan